FROSTY THE SNOWMAN REMIX - Jenny the Snow-Girl

Jenny the snow-girl was a crabby snooty soul,

With a pebble mouth and a carrot nose
And two eyes made out of mole.
Jenny the snow-girl is a fairy tale, they say,
She was made of snow but the children

Know how she came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk scarf they found

For when they placed it on her head
She began to slump around.
O, Jenny the snow-girl

Was alive as she could be,
And the children say she had a decaf
Coffee just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpetty thump thump,
Look at Jenny go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpetty thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Christmas

As I am born into the world I can smell my own burning flesh. It hurts terribly, but finally the door opens. It was pitch black but now the light blinds me. I am taken out of the heated cave and my browned to perfection skin goes from burning to cooling in a matter of minutes.
 As I sit here I can hear the doorbell dinging, and the children singing too. I can see some friendly candy canes over on the tree, but friendly is not how the scene is or feels. I am being coated in a snow-like substance. I can smell hot chocolate.
I am moved onto a different flat surface. It has a picture of a person on it. All of a sudden the lights go out again, this time it is very strange because when it goes out, a noise comes on. I can't tell where it's coming from, it might be coming from the stereo like the Christmas music is, or it was, it went off when the lights went out. Someone goes down the chimney and comes out the fireplace. I guess that was what the noise was. The strange chimney man walks over to where the candy canes are resting on the tree. Then he comes over to us. The cookies around me shriek with terror. He picks me up, I can't tell what's going on but his snow white beard tickles my frosting.  Everything is happening too fast. Everything goes black.
He bit my head off first and it landed in his big old jelly belly. I guess I'm a better tasting Christmas cookie than I thought.

Persuasive Letter

2468 Banana Boulevard

Pineapplous, Garden State

FE2 2ET         

Dear Mommy and Daddy,

Do you remember when I was younger and you promised that, when I was older, you would buy me a hamster? Well now I am considerably older. So pretty please with a cherry on top, can I instead, have a ferret? When I ask this think of a ferret sitting in a pet store for the rest of its life, you don’t want that do you? It’s your choice you know. All you gave me for company was a brother, I need a pet friend. I see your point of waiting until I am more mature, but now I am.

In the past you have had the worry that I wouldn’t want to clean its cage, but I promise to treat taking care of it like it was homework, which we both know I take very seriously. I will even use my own money (when I have some) to help with any expenses. Christmas is coming up and a ferret might make a great gift. I will ask everyone for money for Christmas and my birthday to help with expenses. Even though you don’t think you like ferrets, you will definitely get used to one.

Love, Your Caring, Intelligent, Mature,

Daughter

P.S. Hamsters are acceptable too, but no rats! Unless the rat has a fancy hat!

Dear Mommy and Daddy,

Can I pretty please with a cherry on top, have a ferret. I know you have said no before but now I much more mature. If I don't get a ferret then that is one more animal that has to sit in a pet store for the rest of their life. You don't want that to happen do you?
I should get a ferret to keep me company. I only have one younger brother so I need someone to keep me company.
If I had a ferret then I would clean his cage lime it was part of my homework.
I would take care of him, clean him, and love him. With my high inteligence I would make sure to get him all the things that he needs to survive I will love him with all my heart. I will even use my own money (when I have some) to help with any expences.
Christmas is coming up, and a ferret would be a great gift. You always say, "When your older". So now I am older, and ready for a pet of my very own.

Your loving, mature, inteligent,
Daughter.

P.S. A hamster would be fine as well. There are very cute and loveable just like me.

P.S. P.S. A ferret is cute and loveable too.