Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Dear Mommy and Daddy,

Can I pretty please with a cherry on top, have a ferret. I know you have said no before but now I much more mature. If I don't get a ferret then that is one more animal that has to sit in a pet store for the rest of their life. You don't want that to happen do you?
I should get a ferret to keep me company. I only have one younger brother so I need someone to keep me company.
If I had a ferret then I would clean his cage lime it was part of my homework.
I would take care of him, clean him, and love him. With my high inteligence I would make sure to get him all the things that he needs to survive I will love him with all my heart. I will even use my own money (when I have some) to help with any expences.
Christmas is coming up, and a ferret would be a great gift. You always say, "When your older". So now I am older, and ready for a pet of my very own.

Your loving, mature, inteligent,
Daughter.

P.S. A hamster would be fine as well. There are very cute and loveable just like me.

P.S. P.S. A ferret is cute and loveable too.

5 comments:

  1. Dear my loving, matur, intelligent daughter.

    Im sorry, but we just can't afford to get you a ferret right now. Im sure the pet store will give him/her to a very loving family just like ours. Also you wouldn't need him for company, because you do have a brother that you could spend time with. Help him with problems, go sledding, sibling things. Im sorry hon, but not now, maybe when your older. I know you are older now, but when you are older in a couple years, you will be able to buy your own ferret, and love him,name him whatever you would like.

    Love,
    Mom

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  2. But if everyone in our family gave me money for Christmas and my birthday (which is right after) then I could help with the main expences.
    And besides, what kind of company is a little annoying brother. I mean a brother is great when you want to play a bored game. But a hamster will acctually keep me company!
    Your always saying when your older, I AM OLDER!!!

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  3. Dear my Desperate Daughter,

    A ferret?!? What!?! Why do you want a ferret? You already have fish, and a sibling. We do not have enough money. Ferrets can get quite vicious, and you do not have an adequite amount of time to properly take care of it. Besides, there are many other things that you already want. If I were you, I would rethink you ferret idea. It definately will not work out for you, or the family. The answer is no, unless you can properly convince me further.

    Sincerely,

    Your Poor, Old, Reasonable Mom

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  4. Daughter, Daughter, Daughter

    If only you hear how spoiled you are sounding. You already have everything you should get. Even though a Hampster/Ferret will be good company, they won't always be that way. Remember when you were only a couple years old, and I brought home a baby in a blue blanket. You were so happy that you had a baby brother. What happened to those moments? Maybe re-live those moments, and instead of getting a hampster/ferret, play with your brother.

    Love,
    Mom

    PS. You already have a dog
    PSS. Not everyone will give you money. The best gifts are the heartfelt ones.

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  5. Bubbles died last week, so I dont have a fish anymore.
    Ip have solved the money issue. My friends sister has a ferret and they are nice and sweet!
    I have lots of time to take caare of it, and I will make time.

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